Thursday, August 6, 2009

Macon Fun Facts

This was a little mean.

I would like to share a couple of fun facts about the story involving Kelso Lucas and Macon Blueberg that was presented in Kelso's blog.

1. This is very important. I am Macon. I am sixteen years old. Kelly Lucas is 19 years old. This has never been stated previously in her blog. There was never a period of time where we were even in high school at the same time. Not only that but when the events that were described took place,Despite all the other "horrendous" things i have done to Ms. Lucas i have decided NOT to press charges against her as that would b e a huge waste of my time Now, this detail provides massive insight into why i "broke [her] heart" and what makes her such an easy target for ridicule.
[Okay so i got rid of the part about statutory rape. Still weird though for a 19 year old to be with a fifteen year old]

2. Kelly Lucas has threatened that i should not mess with her, yet i failed to notice any repercussions of doing so.

3. Kelly Lucas has confessed her love to me on multiple occasions.

4. Kelly Lucas once told my friends they should not be my friends anymore because of something i said to her.

5. Kelly Lucas constantly visits Fair Lawn High School, a place she graduated from over two years ago. As of this year she will only have been in the same school as the current seniors when she graduated.

A lot of this is irrelevant, but i'll keep it up for newcomers

6 comments:

  1. "Kelly Lucas has threatened that i should not mess with her, yet i failed to notice any repercussions of doing so."

    Rome was not built in a day.

    Karma does not happen instantaneously.

    Kelly takes time to plan.

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  2. Balls Balls Balls Balls Dick Balls....
    These six words are more interesting than this whole conversation.

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  3. Okay so maybe in my last comment I thought you were twenty but I hadnt read this yet! my boyfriend is 16. He can be immature and never once has he acted this immature. Sweetie she didnt sleep with you. Therefor you saying she raped you is just rediculous. Grow up and move on. She has.

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  4. My ex was 15 (now 16) and not nearly as immature as you seem to be. Perhaps you need to grow a pair.

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  5. Matt...I tried to stay neutral about this whole thing overtime unless you were being the ass & sorry, but this is one of those times.
    She deleted her blog...and you unburried the hatchet that had been burried and some what forgotten about. Do us all a favor & just shut up. Yes...the biggest talkaholic ever just told you that. Thank you for admiting you have acted immature. You are acting immature right now. Kelly has moved on from you...and you should let her without doing this.
    That is all...

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