Thursday, August 6, 2009

A little about Macon

I'm not a terrible person.
No seriously.

Macon Blueberg is a sixteen year old male currently residing in New Jersey. He is going to be in eleventh grade this coming school year. Macon's hobbies include learning to play guitar, writing music/lyrics, hanging out with friends, acting, reading, watching movies, listening to music, and bike riding. Macon is involved in his high school's drama club, short stories club, environmental club, and philosophy club. He loves music and some of his favorite bands include Neutral Milk Hotel, Bright Eyes, Animal Collective, Spoon, Bob Dylan, and The Beatles. He has been described as humorous, kind hearted, and thoughtful. He currently possesses a tiny flesh colored beard, which he refuses to shave. Macon Blueberg loves to participate in volunteer work including building a meditation path at a center for troubled teens, working at a food bank, and cleaning up litter. Macon Blueberg would love to meet you if you are within his age group and not a stalker.

As you can see, I have tons of redeeming qualities and plenty of people that know me would back me up here. I am not the monster i have been portrayed as in this blog. I would love to get to know all you wonderful people who go to this blog to seek enjoyment whether you're here to root for Kelly because you still think i'm a pretentious asshole or you have sympathy for Macon, the one who has truly been played here.

Also in these comments, please express what I, Macon Blueberg, can do here in this blog to retain the vibe it once had. I would love some advice as to how to make this blog the best it can possibly be.

7 comments:

  1. I don't think i can make the blog a facade, it will be taken into consideration though.

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  2. Oh and also in the last post you said you could report her for satutory rape. Think again buddy boy, in New Jersey its not if your within 4 years apart! Suck on that!!!

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  3. oh and uhhhh. what are we?

    3 years, 9 months. no jail for me!!

    besides the fact that you didn't wanna have sex with me anywayyyyyy

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  4. Macon Blueberg is a liar.

    Sorry, hun, but it's true.

    You are a terrible person.

    And it's going to come back to bite you in the ass.

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  5. Statutory rape was not even mentioned in this post. What do a lie about? Do tell.

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  6. I just had forgot to say something in the other post...

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